Saturday, February 7, 2009

In Other News

In other news today a microwave escaped from it's box causing havoc at a local Wal-Mart store. The microwave was subdued by a security guard. An eyewitness exclaimed, "I was just so scared-I mean what if that thing had gotten to a PLUG!" Tonight investigation has revealed that this tragic incident could have been averted; if only packer 137 had not forgotten to apply one of the fourteen thousand pieces of wire to the packaging.