Yesterday I went to the gym; as I was signing in I asked for a diet raspberry tea. The girl behind the counter said, “Your usual?” I said by way of a small joke, “line ‘m up Joe and I promise not to get snockered.” I walked over to the cold box; as I was reaching in I hear, “old people have such cute expression!”
OMG where is the Clairol!!!! I am not that old! I won’t reach the new middle age for seven years. Mmmmm maybe I’ll just have my mid-life crisis early. Purple hair here I come.